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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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