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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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