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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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