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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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