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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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