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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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