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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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