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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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