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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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