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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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