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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Why did Bill use AI on his iPhone to get advice about his health?

He figured, 'An Apple a day keeps the doctor away'.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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