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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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