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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What involves sound, but is silent?

A sound sleep.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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