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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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