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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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