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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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