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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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