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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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