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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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