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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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