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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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