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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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