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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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