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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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