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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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