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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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