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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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