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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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