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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What is a trip to the spice store to buy spices called?

Thyme travel.

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