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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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