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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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