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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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