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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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