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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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