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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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When you forget to take something on a vacation, what is that called?

A mis-take.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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