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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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