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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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