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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What is a company that rents DAF trucks by the day called?

Daf Yomi.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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