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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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