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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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