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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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