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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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