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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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