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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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