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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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