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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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