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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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