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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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