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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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