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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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