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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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