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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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