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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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