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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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