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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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