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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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