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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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