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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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How is a newspaper similar to a flooding river?

For a newspaper the news is current, with a flooding river the current is news.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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