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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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