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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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