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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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