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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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