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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What is a father who lives outside of Israel called?

Chutz Pa

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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