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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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