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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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