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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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