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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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