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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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