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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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