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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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