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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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