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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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