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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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