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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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