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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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