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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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