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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What happens when we realize something?

We see it with real eyes.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What is a trip to the spice store to buy spices called?

Thyme travel.

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