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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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