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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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