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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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