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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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