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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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