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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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