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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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