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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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