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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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