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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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