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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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