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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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