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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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