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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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