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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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