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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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