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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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