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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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