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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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