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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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