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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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