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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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