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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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