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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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