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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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