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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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