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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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