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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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