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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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