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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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