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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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