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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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